78 Funny Snoopy Quotes On Life Love And Happiness

Snoopy is an animated beagle from the famous Charles Schulz comic strip. Snoopy has a passion for life. He loves reading and writing, collecting art, and, of course, drinking root beer.

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Funny Snoopy Quotes

1. “Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I’ve just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don’t bite a cat before sundown, I’ll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That’s what is known as real maturity.” – Snoopy
2. “I don’t have time to worry about who doesn’t like me. I’m too busy loving the people who love me.” – Snoopy
3. “A dog’s life is a lonely life. Cats hate us, horses step on us, wild animals despise us. Thank goodness for people!” – Snoopy
4. “That’s life, you always end up right where you started.” – Snoopy
5. “There’s no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don’t really have anything to say.” – Snoopy
6. “My mind reels with sarcastic replies.” – Snoopy
7. “The less you want, the more you love.” – Snoopy
8. “It was a dark and stormy night.” – Snoopy
9. “It’s always the same, hello and goodbye!” – Snoopy
10. “I think I’m allergic to morning.” – Snoopy
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11. “Never forget to smile.” – Snoopy
12. “To live is to dance, to dance is to live.” – Snoopy
13. “I’ve become allergic to people.” – Snoopy
14. “Each of us has his own calling.” – Snoopy
15. “Always make it a point to look at the brighter side.” – Snoopy
16. “Everyone understands kindness.” – Snoopy
17. “That’s right, I’m bugable and huggable!” – Snoopy
18. “They say we’ve really got it easy.” – Snoopy
19. “They’re always talking about what an easy life a dog has!” – Snoopy
20. “Good grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the ‘fast forward’ button. – Snoopy
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21. “Quite often lately, I have the feeling I don’t know what’s going on.” – Snoopy
22. “We only die once. We live every day.” – Snoopy

Snoopy Quotes About Life

23. “Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.” – Snoopy
24. “Life is full of rude awakenings.” – Snoopy
25. “When life knocks you down, roll over and look at the stars.” – Snoopy
26. “To me, the ugliest sight in the world is an empty dog dish!” – Snoopy
27. “My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?” – Snoopy
28. “You can kick me, you can yell at me, you can chase me, you can insult me―but don’t interfere with my food-life.” – Snoopy
29. “Keep looking up―that’s the secret of life.” – Snoopy
30. “Beauty tips. How to look younger: don’t be born so soon.” – Snoopy
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31. “Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.” – Snoopy
32. “Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don’t worry―I’m here. The floodwaters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.” – Snoopy
33. “Every now and then, I feel that my existence is justified.” – Snoopy
34. “Never stress on what you can’t control and never worry about what isn’t yours.” – Snoopy
35. “Be yourself. No one can say you’re doing it wrong.” – Snoopy
36. “All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For, after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.” – Snoopy
37. “You play with the cards you’re dealt. Whatever that means.” – Snoopy
38. “Whenever you give your best you will always end up being the winner.” – Snoopy
39. “Always keep in mind that something special will be happening. Do not take any day for granted with the ups and downs of life. Smile and love the trivial things and do not forget to hug those which you actually love.” – Snoopy
40. “Throw and some will fetch, jog and some will run, but love them and you’ll get it all back.” – Snoopy
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41. “Can a person really be in love with two different snowflakes at the same time?” – Snoopy

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42. “I love when you’re here.” – Snoopy
43. “Nothing says, ‘I love you,’ like a great big hug!” – Snoopy
44. “While I am by your side, I feel extremely happy. – Snoopy
45. “Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock, and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.” – Snoopy
46. “To a heart that is unhappy, a thousand words are meant by a silent hug.” – Snoopy
47. “Loads of things are there, which will help you be happy.” – Snoopy
48. “Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance.” – Snoopy
49. “A friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.” – Snoopy
50. “Friendship is doing nothing special and enjoying it.” – Snoopy
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51. “A whole stack of memories will never equal one little hope.” – Snoopy
52. “My sweet buddy, I will always pray for you.” – Snoopy
53. “One fantastic gift that can be given by you to somebody will be to thank them for being an integral part of your life.” – Snoopy
54. “Always bear in mind that everything is possible when there is God on your side.” – Snoopy
55. “Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.” – Snoopy
56. “More health tips: eat lots of fruits and vegetables, get plenty of rest, and learn to duck.” – Snoopy
57. Charlie Brown: “You really should think about something else in life besides eating.” – Snoopy

Inspirational Snoopy Quotes

58. “You can’t say you’ve lived until you’ve poofed a dandelion.” – Snoopy
59. “Why should we go to an obedience school? He already does everything I want him to!” – Snoopy
60. “Plans? I hadn’t even thought about it. But I suppose I’ll sleep a little this morning. Then this afternoon I’ll take a short nap and later on, I’ll try to get some more sleep. Those are good plans!” – Snoopy
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61. “Actually I’m not a lazy guy. Somebody simply robbed me of my motivation. Here, I happen to be the victim.” – Snoopy
62. “They say we don’t have to do anything except eat and sleep!” – Snoopy
63. “Feet should stay awake in case you need to go someplace in a hurry!” – Snoopy
64. “The best things in life are free. Like smiling.” – Snoopy
65. “I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I just let them try to understand me!” – Snoopy

Famous Snoopy Quotes

66. “Faith is to hold on tightly when things become rather windy out there.” – Snoopy
67. “Do not live in the future, instead reside in the present.” – Snoopy
68. “Christmas is a good day for our kind.” – Snoopy
69. “Merry Christmas, little friend of friends!” – Snoopy
70. “Christmas is for the innocent.” – Snoopy
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71. “My version of a triathlon is a donut, a pizza, and a hot fudge sundae!” – Snoopy
72. “I couldn’t eat breakfast―I was missing you. I couldn’t eat lunch―I was missing you. I couldn’t eat supper―I was missing you. I couldn’t sleep―I was too hungry.” – Snoopy
73. “I always come on time whenever I need to have a cookie.” – Snoopy
74. “I have an affinity for two things: chocolates and hugs.” – Snoopy
75. “I can’t―I’m thinking about pizza.” – Snoopy
76. “I don’t know why I look at the menu―I always order the same thing.” – Snoopy
77. “Unfortunately, it’s very hard to forget anyone by drinking root beer.” – Snoopy
78. “I’m only going to read one word each day. That was it.” – Snoopy

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