73 Best Nacho Libre Quotes Xoxo

Nacho Libre is a comedy film starring veteran star Jack Black which tells the story of a priest’s struggle to support orphans by raising funds through wrestling matches.

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Best Nacho Libre Quotes

1. “They don’t think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I do. Okay?” – Nacho Libre
2. “But sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles.” – Nacho Libre
3. “I’m a little concerned right now about your salvation and stuff.” – Nacho Libre
4. “You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said is my favorite thing to do, every day!” – Nacho Libre
5. “Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room.” – Nacho Libre
6. “I don’t see them. They should be coming back.” – Nacho Libre
7. “Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious.” – Nacho Libre
8. “My life is good, really good. I get to wake up every morning, 5 AM. Make some soup! It’s the best! I love it.” – Nacho Libre
9. “I am the gatekeeper to my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun.” – Nacho Libre
10. “I’m not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That’s probably why we never win.” – Nacho Libre
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11. “Don’t you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?” – Nacho Libre
12. “I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. Beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find his nucleus.” – Nacho Libre
13. “Okay, orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile drive to the face or a punch to the face, but you cannot do it. Because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor.” – Nacho Libre
14. “I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.” – Nacho Libre
15. “Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.” – Nacho Libre
16. “When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone, something good inside of me helps me to carry on.” – Nacho Libre
17. “It sucks to be me right now!” – Nacho Libre
18. “I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?” – Nacho Libre
19. “It was stinky. But these are my recreational clothes.” – Nacho Libre
20. “If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle.” – Nacho Libre
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21. “Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!” – Nacho Libre
22. “Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening for some toast?” – Nacho Libre
23. “This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace.” – Nacho Libre
24. “Ever seen these moves?” – Nacho Libre
25. “Get that corn outta my face!” – Nacho Libre
26. “I don’t like the way those guys looked at you.” – Nacho Libre
27. “Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?” – Nacho Libre
28. “This is the worst lunch I ever had.” – Nacho Libre
29. “I don’t want to get paid to lose! I wanna win!” – Nacho Libre
30. “Everyone is dancing at the party, but Ramses is not dancing at the party!” – Nacho Libre
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31. “I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It’s fantastic.” – Nacho Libre
32. “Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.” – Nacho Libre

Funny Nacho Libre Quotes

33. “Did you not tell them they were the Lord’s chips?” – Nacho Libre
34. “I don’t believe in God. I believe in science!” – Nacho Libre
35. “They gave me no nutrients!” – Nacho Libre
36. “Hey! Take it easy!” – Nacho Libre
37. “How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him!” – Nacho Libre
38. “Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it’s time for me to get a better duty!” – Nacho Libre
39. “Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?!” – Nacho Libre
40. “Those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride.” – Nacho Libre
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41. “In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk.” – Nacho Libre
42. “But tonight, we’re going up against Satan’s Cavemen and I thought it would be a good idea if you stand next to Esqueleto and push his head in the bowl which comes back up quickly. Praise the Lord!” – Nacho Libre
43. “You son of a bitch! So what, I’m only a wrestler. I hope you have Ramsey’s seat on your face until eagle eggs come out!” – Nacho Libre
44. “People might get the wrong idea about you, like maybe you are a floozy.” – Nacho Libre
45. “Have you ever had feelings for a nun?” – Nacho Libre
46. “I like your cow.” – Nacho Libre
47. “Jesse, I owe you 4.99 plus tax.” – Nacho Libre
48. “Your hands! They are greasy!” – Nacho Libre
49. “Leftovers. Enjoy.” – Nacho Libre
50. “I am singing at this party.” – Nacho Libre
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51. “Eagle powers come to me please.” – Nacho Libre
52. “Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A lie! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients!” – Nacho Libre
53. “So, what you’re saying to me is if I can eat this yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world.” – Nacho Libre
54. “So anyways, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty.” – Nacho Libre
55. “You can take the stallion, I’ll take the pony.” – Nacho Libre
56. “Ramses’ number one he knows the secret of desire. Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.” – Nacho Libre
57. “Where are the cheeps?” – Nacho Libre
58. “Let go of my blouse.” – Nacho Libre

Famous Nacho Libre Quotes

59. “Those guys were a couple of woosies, eh.” – Nacho Libre
60. “It’s for fun!” – Nacho Libre
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61. “You gave them permission to hurt me like this.” – Nacho Libre
62. “My favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord, hiking, playing volleyball.” – Nacho Libre
63. “No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need some sweats.” – Nacho Libre
64. “How did you find me in the wilderness?” – Nacho Libre
65. “My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia.” – Nacho Libre
66. “Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio. People cheer for him and he is a false idol.” – Nacho Libre
67. “I need professional help. I need Ramses!. He’s the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays.” – Nacho Libre
68. “Save me a piece of that corn for later.” – Nacho Libre
69. “It is true. I am Nacho. Maybe you have seen me on TV. Nachoooooooo!” – Nacho Libre
70. “But it turns out, he’s a real douche.” – Nacho Libre
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71. “Hey! Can’t you see this woman’s a nun? And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.” – Nacho Libre
72. “They tried to convert each other, but got married instead. Then they died.” – Nacho Libre
73. “Some people say wrestlers make bad lovers, that they save themselves for the ring. Love you.” – Nacho Libre

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